The CDC (Catch Dem Clowns) has announced a national crisis in your area. There’s a “killer clown” just outside your fence in the neighborhood woods armed with the most dangerous weapon known to man: a mouth that’s breathing openly into the outdoor air that MIGHT contain a virus.
I am the one hiding on your plate,
You’ll all run and scream when I sublimate. 👻
I am the one that is good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you DART! (to a nearby restroom.)