Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral On LinkedIn

I didn’t come from money.

I came from a small pickle factory in southern Ohio.

For 6 years, all I had to eat was pickles. 🥒

It’s Really Hot Outside; Let’s Move Independence Day to the Fall

Just because you wear a powdered wig and pants with 87 buttons on them doesn’t mean you know everything.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident: It’s hot outside!” 🇺🇸

3 SHAMs Who ROCK! ☘️

Did you know St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just a day to celebrate passive-aggressive finger assault? It’s also more than just a day to celebrate how efficiently your liver can function when your life depends on it! It’s actually a day to celebrate religion or something, but since I’m going through a rebellious phase, I don’t care about Religion anymore! 😎 Instead, today, we will talk about our top three choices for total SHAMS who totally ROCK!

Senate Offers Choice of Lump Sum Stimulus or $10 Annuity for the Next 140 Years

The Lump Sum is only payable in Dave & Buster’s tokens. 💰 Think of what you can do with an extra TEN DOLLARS each year (Well, actually, after taxes, it’s only $6): • $6 would get you a five-dollar foot-long in 2010. • $6 could get you 6 McDoubles in 2008…

Crap! Did I Miss Tardi Gras?

So pour one out for the true Legends of our Age: The Perpetually Tardy. And pour it into my mouth, because I didn’t get to the liquor store before they had closed, and I’d like some hooch. I’ll get you back later, promise. Trust me, you’ll get payback eventually!

REPORT: Economic Downturn Forcing Zoomers to Eat Store-Brand Laundry Pods

“Hey, it sucks, but what can you do? The Boomers ruined everything, man!” Local Teen Zachary Aiden Lee said in between convulsing and foaming from his mouth. “The flavor’s not that bad (it’s not like they’re off-brand granola bars!), but you can definitely taste the difference.”