Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral On LinkedIn

I didn’t come from money.

I came from a small pickle factory in southern Ohio.

For 6 years, all I had to eat was pickles. 🥒

It’s Really Hot Outside; Let’s Move Independence Day to the Fall

Just because you wear a powdered wig and pants with 87 buttons on them doesn’t mean you know everything.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident: It’s hot outside!” 🇺🇸

Happy Flag Day!

Flags don’t care about your feelings, folks, okay? 🇺🇸 Flag Day 2021 original comic meme about youtube flagging and walnuts More comics >> I HATE FLAG DAY COMICS!!! Show me some SKETCHES or SHORT FILMS!!! >>

Company Dares to Send National Hamburger Day Email Without Coupon

The world’s largest hamburger, which was prepared in Carlton, Minnesota on September 2, 2012, weighed in at 2,014 pounds1, but not even 1 lb. of that was spared to provide a couple of Hamburger lovers with a free slider today.

#NationalHamburgerDay 🍔

Man Overjoyed to Find Shrimp Heads in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Lifelong Honey-Flavored Oat Circles eater Cecil Clyde was shocked and delighted to find shrimp heads in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal this morning. 🍤 “I knew on-brand was s’pposed to be somethin’… but I never coulda imagined somethin’ like this,” he beamed. “They even chopped off the tails for me!”

3 SHAMs Who ROCK! ☘️

Did you know St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just a day to celebrate passive-aggressive finger assault? It’s also more than just a day to celebrate how efficiently your liver can function when your life depends on it! It’s actually a day to celebrate religion or something, but since I’m going through a rebellious phase, I don’t care about Religion anymore! 😎 Instead, today, we will talk about our top three choices for total SHAMS who totally ROCK!

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with this Classic Irish Recipe!

Prepare your potatoes and cabbage by placing them on the counter. You won’t even use salt and pepper or water. Don’t use utensils either! This is POTATOES AND CABBAGE ONLY. If you need to cut something, strike the potatoes against each other until you’ve yielded a knife, which you can then use to cut, dice, slice, and purée the other ingredient(s).

Senate Offers Choice of Lump Sum Stimulus or $10 Annuity for the Next 140 Years

The Lump Sum is only payable in Dave & Buster’s tokens. 💰 Think of what you can do with an extra TEN DOLLARS each year (Well, actually, after taxes, it’s only $6): • $6 would get you a five-dollar foot-long in 2010. • $6 could get you 6 McDoubles in 2008…

The Mean Bean Enquirer is Under Attack

A coterie of some of the most heinous personalities on the internet (and Jim Davis) came together to release a nasty hit piece on the Mean Bean Enquirer earlier this evening, and we will not stand for it.

Crap! Did I Miss Tardi Gras?

So pour one out for the true Legends of our Age: The Perpetually Tardy. And pour it into my mouth, because I didn’t get to the liquor store before they had closed, and I’d like some hooch. I’ll get you back later, promise. Trust me, you’ll get payback eventually!