I am the one hiding on your plate,
You’ll all run and scream when I sublimate. 👻
I am the one that is good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you DART! (to a nearby restroom.)
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I am the one hiding on your plate,
You’ll all run and scream when I sublimate. 👻
I am the one that is good for your heart,
The more you eat, the more you DART! (to a nearby restroom.)
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Señor.
Shaken, not stirred.
I’ll take my beans… fried.