As Bill Shakespeare said, “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and this guy is probably going to jail for manslaughter.”
Did you know St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just a day to celebrate passive-aggressive finger assault? It’s also more than just a day to celebrate how efficiently your liver can function when your life depends on it! It’s actually a day to celebrate religion or something, but since I’m going through a rebellious phase, I don’t care about Religion anymore! 😎 Instead, today, we will talk about our top three choices for total SHAMS who totally ROCK!
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, ya big lugs! #IrishSunglasses ☘️ 🕶️
Our premiere St. Patrick’s Day comic. ☘️
Mean Bean Enquirer is so eager to get new readers, we spent our entire marketing budget hiring these two Hip-Hop Superstars to write our new theme song.
Lil Stinker and OGMCPhD Elkanah are back, and by back, we mean this is their very first appearance…