Entrepreneur’s Success Story Goes Viral On LinkedIn

I didn’t come from money.

I came from a small pickle factory in southern Ohio.

For 6 years, all I had to eat was pickles. 🥒

It’s Really Hot Outside; Let’s Move Independence Day to the Fall

Just because you wear a powdered wig and pants with 87 buttons on them doesn’t mean you know everything.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident: It’s hot outside!” 🇺🇸

Wichcraft

Wiches get stitches. 🥪

Company Dares to Send National Hamburger Day Email Without Coupon

The world’s largest hamburger, which was prepared in Carlton, Minnesota on September 2, 2012, weighed in at 2,014 pounds1, but not even 1 lb. of that was spared to provide a couple of Hamburger lovers with a free slider today.

#NationalHamburgerDay 🍔

Hamlet Act III Bean I

As Bill Shakespeare said, “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and this guy is probably going to jail for manslaughter.”

Irish Beans

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, ya big lugs! #IrishSunglasses ☘️ 🕶️

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with this Classic Irish Recipe!

Prepare your potatoes and cabbage by placing them on the counter. You won’t even use salt and pepper or water. Don’t use utensils either! This is POTATOES AND CABBAGE ONLY. If you need to cut something, strike the potatoes against each other until you’ve yielded a knife, which you can then use to cut, dice, slice, and purée the other ingredient(s).

St. Paddy’s Day

Our premiere St. Patrick’s Day comic. ☘️

Senate Offers Choice of Lump Sum Stimulus or $10 Annuity for the Next 140 Years

The Lump Sum is only payable in Dave & Buster’s tokens. 💰 Think of what you can do with an extra TEN DOLLARS each year (Well, actually, after taxes, it’s only $6): • $6 would get you a five-dollar foot-long in 2010. • $6 could get you 6 McDoubles in 2008…

Crap! Did I Miss Tardi Gras?

So pour one out for the true Legends of our Age: The Perpetually Tardy. And pour it into my mouth, because I didn’t get to the liquor store before they had closed, and I’d like some hooch. I’ll get you back later, promise. Trust me, you’ll get payback eventually!