Happy Flag Day!
Flags don’t care about your feelings, folks, okay? 🇺🇸 Flag Day 2021 original comic meme about youtube flagging and walnuts More comics >> I HATE FLAG DAY COMICS!!! Show me some SKETCHES or SHORT FILMS!!! >>
Wichcraft
Wiches get stitches. 🥪
Company Dares to Send National Hamburger Day Email Without Coupon
The world’s largest hamburger, which was prepared in Carlton, Minnesota on September 2, 2012, weighed in at 2,014 pounds1, but not even 1 lb. of that was spared to provide a couple of Hamburger lovers with a free slider today.
#NationalHamburgerDay 🍔
Hamlet Act III Bean I
As Bill Shakespeare said, “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and this guy is probably going to jail for manslaughter.”
Man Overjoyed to Find Shrimp Heads in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Lifelong Honey-Flavored Oat Circles eater Cecil Clyde was shocked and delighted to find shrimp heads in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal this morning. 🍤 “I knew on-brand was s’pposed to be somethin’… but I never coulda imagined somethin’ like this,” he beamed. “They even chopped off the tails for me!”
3 SHAMs Who ROCK! ☘️
Did you know St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just a day to celebrate passive-aggressive finger assault? It’s also more than just a day to celebrate how efficiently your liver can function when your life depends on it! It’s actually a day to celebrate religion or something, but since I’m going through a rebellious phase, I don’t care about Religion anymore! 😎 Instead, today, we will talk about our top three choices for total SHAMS who totally ROCK!
Irish Beans
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, ya big lugs! #IrishSunglasses ☘️ 🕶️
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with this Classic Irish Recipe!
Prepare your potatoes and cabbage by placing them on the counter. You won’t even use salt and pepper or water. Don’t use utensils either! This is POTATOES AND CABBAGE ONLY. If you need to cut something, strike the potatoes against each other until you’ve yielded a knife, which you can then use to cut, dice, slice, and purée the other ingredient(s).
St. Paddy’s Day
Our premiere St. Patrick’s Day comic. ☘️
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